This one takes some work, but it is really funny!

Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this.  It was nominated "best email of 1997".  A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.

"RUIN SORBEES"
Hotel guest dials Room Service... and the fun begins!

Room Service:

"Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest:

"Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

Room Service:

"Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny!  Djewish to odor sunteen??"

Guest:

"Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room Service:

"Ow July den?"

Guest:

"What??"

Room Service:

"Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"

Guest:

"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

Room Service:

"Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Guest:

"Crisp will be fine."

Room Service:

"Hokay. An San toes?"

Guest:

"What???"

Room Service:

"San toes. July San toes?"

Guest:

"Uhh... I don't think so"

Room Service:

"No? Judo one toes??"

Guest:

"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

Room Service:

"Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

Guest:

"Oh, English muffin!!  I've got it!  You were saying 'Toast.'  Fine."  Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service:

"We bother?"

Guest:

"No.  Just put the bother on the side."

Room Service:

"Wad?"

Guest:

"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

Room Service:

"Copy?"

Guest:

"Sorry???"

Room Service:

"Copy...tea...mill?"

Guest:

"Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service:

"One Minnie.  Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

Guest:

"Whatever you say."

Room Service:

"Tendjewberrymud."

Guest:

"You're welcome."

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